June 05, 2007
Hard Spun is Going to Win the Belmont
I had a dream last night. The son of Danzig will win the Belmont. Imawildandcrazy guy will hit the board. That was my dream and I'm going to put $20 on the nose of Hard Spun. I don't have t he balls for any more than that. In my dream, I thought I had the trifecta and superfecta and when I went to cash my ticket (I had Street Sense, I'm a wild and crazy guy and Curlin and not sure who I had in the fourth spot, some mystery horse) the guy behind the window said, no you lose, the son of Danzig won, how could you think otherwise? So I have other issues: stupiditis. Stupiditis causes me to want to bet Slew's Tizzy, not primarily because of his running lines, but because I was an ass who didn't have Tiznow in EITHER Breeder's Cup Classics he won. I also didn't have Da Hoss, either time. Now here's the thing: in every other race I'd bet Tiznow or Da Hoss, but not the key races. So I feel like I have to honor his son; I feel like if Slew's Tizzy wins the Belmont and I don't have a bet on him, I'm an asshole. Stupiditis also means I will put some bucks on Tiago. Because of Pleasant Tap /Pleasant Colony lines. Behrens. Pleasantly Perfect. Who I DID have in the Classic. So tell me, what's the big deal IF either Tiago or Slew's Tizzy ends up and wins and I don't have a bet on them? Nothing happens, that's what. I need to develop racing character; I have none. I remember I said I would talk races with OJ Simpson . I might even talk races with Bin Laden, that's how low I am. I have no minimum standard on who I will have a conversation with on "who do you like". I commit to bet $24 total on this race. That's IT. $20 to win on Hard Spun and $2 to place and show on I'm a Wild and Crazy. Let's see if I have any moral strength whatsoever.
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